I wanted a bat house. I wanted to help save the bats. I wanted
a bat sanctuary. I wanted to have bats on my property. So I
made Grumpet get me a bat house for my birthday last year.
I patiently waited until spring, and carefully hung my bat house
according to the parameters they suggested.
Meanwhile, at Grumpet's house, bats come.
With no effort on his part. Where?
See that patio umbrella? Look inside!
It's a little brown bat!
Isn't it cute???
Isn't it fuzzy??
Don't you want one too???