Sunday, March 27, 2011

The PLSPLS (Purple Loosestrife Preservation League Society)

Grumpet saw this plant growing in my yard and said, "you better not let your tree-hugger friends see this. They'll freak."

And so, to annoy him, I created:

The PLSPLS (purple loosestrife preservation league society)...because they have as much right to be here reproducing wildly and crushing out the native populations as any white european descendant.*
If you're going to advocate getting rid of them, don't be a hypocrite. Get back on the boat yourself.

*Purple loosestrife is an invasive species originally from Europe.

The Water Chestnut Conservation Club
The Phragmites Protection Pact
The Zebra Mussel Anti-Defamation League
The Mile-a-Minute Weed Minutemen
The Snake Head Support Team
The Spartina Brotherhood
The Chinese Mitten Crab Jaycees
The Rusty Crayfish Fraternity
The Australian Pine Party
The Garlic Mustard Guild

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