Tuesday, May 10, 2011

In Honor Of Mother's Day

To all my non-breeder friends
in honor of mother's day and father's day,

Thank you for all you do as a non-breeder:
Without your uneccessary progeny,

the world is that much
relieved of their pollutants, trash,
sewage and agricultural needs.
You have helped reduce the strain
on natural resources,
such as oil and gas;

you have helped to preserve the
Earth from environmental degredation,
desertification, and global warming.
You have made room
for others and helped to slow
the pace of species extinction,

mutation of new infectious diseases,
air, water, soil, and noise pollution.


We don't all have to breed
to be nurturing.
Your pets love
and depend on you.

You don't have to be a father
to be a man, a mentor, a role-model,
and a nurturer.

Celebrate the day! Scowl at a mother with a screaming, misbehaving child!

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